IMFW.

Congratulations, what you've tested into isn't an ordinary personality -- you are an extremely rare species, comprising only 0.0001% of the world's population: [The Useless]. The Useless tend to have fragile self-esteem, lack a sense of security, and sometimes lack a strong sense of self, which is why they can precisely detect the strongest WiFi signal in any room -- meaning the person they trust most in their heart. Stepping into their life is like entering a premium orchid greenhouse: you need to precisely control the temperature, humidity, and administer daily "I love you" verbal photosynthesis sessions. Give them a piece of candy, and they'll return a look of pure, sparkling, unconditional trust. You're not actually useless -- you're just too unguarded, too quick to care for real.