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SBTI · Satirical Personality Test · Est. 2026

Which kind of human?
Which kind of player?

27
Types
08
Game Quizzes
31
Questions
04
Languages

31 questions, 1–3 minutes. A less reliable take on MBTI — sorting you into 27 absurd types you cannot really explain to your parents. Plus 8 game-specific player archetypes.

Pick a quiz to start
02 · The SBTI Flagship · 27 Absurd Types
FILED UNDER · SBTI
Nº 001 → 027

27 personality files, someone you know is in here

03 · The 8-Game Full Catalog
SHARED 6-AXIS FRAMEWORK
8 × 8 = 64 player files

8 games × 8 archetypes
64 player files

A shared six-axis framework

Every quiz is 31 questions mapped onto the same 6 axes. What differs is the dominant three — LoL leans on Bond / Nerve / Mental; CS2 leans on Tempo / Intel / Nerve. Same skeleton, different muscles.

L ↔ R
Tempo
Slow burnRush down
C ↔ A
Nerve
Risk managerAll-in
S ↔ T
Bond
Solo wolfTeam anchor
D ↔ F
Intel
Data drivenFeel player
U ↔ H
Flair
Efficiency modeShow time
K ↔ B
Mental
Titanium tiltQuick tilt
04 · Real Test Results
SHAREABLE BY DESIGN
The result IS the screenshot

What you actually walk away with: a screenshot-ready file.

05 · What makes this different
Not another MBTI clone

A bit different from the 100 other MBTI quizzes

01

Not pretending to be science

SBTI is satire, not psychology. We do not cite a single paper. But you will probably still say "this is actually me".

02

Each game modeled separately

The 8 LoL archetypes do not show up in Valorant. 31 questions, 6 axes, 8 archetypes per game — built from scratch each time.

03

The result IS the screenshot

Your result page is already a saveable card. No manual layout work. 1080×1920, ready for the group chat.

04

Four languages, actually written

Chinese / English / 日本語 / 한국어 — not Google Translate. Every line was written by a human in that language.

06 · FAQ
FAQ
About SBTI

About SBTI, some questions we keep getting

What is SBTI? How is it different from MBTI?

SBTI stands for Satirical Behavior Type Indicator. MBTI sorts people into 16 types; SBTI sorts you into 27 — the extra 11 are the ones MBTI politely pretends do not exist (The Cash Dispenser, The Underdog, The Faker, The Primate...). Not serious, occasionally more accurate than the serious ones.

How long does the test take?

31 questions, just trust your gut, 1–3 minutes. Faster than scrolling past three TikToks.

What are the 27 personality types?

CTRL · The Control Freak, ATM-er · The Cash Dispenser, Dior-s · The Underdog, BOSS, THAN-K · The Grateful, OH-NO, GOGO, SEXY, LOVE-R, MUM, FAKE, OJBK · The Whatever, MALO · The Primate... full list is in the personality file grid above.

What is a game-specific quiz?

The main SBTI tells you who you are as a person; the game-specific quiz tells you who you are as a player of that game. The LoL version sorts you as "solo carry" or "teamfight anchor", not "ENTJ in a Yasuo skin". Each game has its own 8 archetypes, designed from scratch.

Can I share results on social media?

Yes. Every result page ships with a 1080×1920 saveable image card — your type code, six-axis chart, rival archetype, and best squad. Screenshot or long-press-save, either works.

Do you store my results or personal data?

No. No login, no email, no cookie. Questions and results live only in your browser; close the tab and they are gone.