SBTI Daily

BOSS is someone whose hands are permanently glued to the steering wheel. Even when the gas tank is flashing red, even when the GPS is talking nonsense, they'll say with a straight face: I'll drive. And then they actually get the car to the destination. This personality type operates on its own physics -- the Law of Eternal Upward Momentum. The BOSS personality looks at the world like a player who's 100%-completed the game watching a noob tutorial. Efficiency is their religion, order is their oxygen. They don't "naturally radiate leader energy" -- they ARE the human-shaped charisma generator. Within a five-meter radius, the air itself automatically becomes serious and productive. What they call "self-improvement" is what normal people call "self-torture." Today they master a new language, tomorrow they get a professional certification, the day after they're planning to colonize Mars. You say that's too intense; they look at you like you're a baby chick: I'm not being harsh. You're just soft.