SBTI Daily

Friend, you're not "young at heart" -- you straight up never evolved. Your soul is still stuck in that glorious era of swinging from branches and losing your mind over bananas. When humanity's ancestors decided to climb down from the trees, learn to walk upright, and put on suits and ties, the Monkey Brain's ancestors were sitting on the neighboring branch watching them, scratching their butt, and letting out a dismissive "tsk." They saw through it all: so-called "civilization" is just the most boring, least fun pay-to-play game ever made. Rules are meant to be bent, ceilings are meant to be hung from upside-down, conference rooms are meant for backflips. MALO is basically a wild idea that fell out of a massive plot hole and forgot to close the door behind it.