FEATURE COLUMN · THE ANALYSIS
Congratulations, the SHIT personality is the one and only known rare personality type in the universe. The word "shit" here isn't complaining -- it's a sacred ritual. SHIT's behavioral pattern is one epic, earth-shattering paradox. Mouth: This project is absolute garbage. Hands: Quietly opens Excel, starts building formulas and Gantt charts. Mouth: These coworkers are all useless. Hands: After a colleague screws up, stays up all night cleaning the mess until it's spotless. Mouth: This world is total crap, just end it already. Hands: Wakes up at 7 AM the next morning, squeezes onto a crappy subway, goes to a crappy job. Don't worry -- that's not the apocalypse alarm. That's the charge horn signaling they're about to save the world.