FEATURE COLUMN · THE ANALYSIS
We've discovered a magnificent creature -- the WOC! Person. They run on two completely independent operating systems: one called the "Surface System," responsible for generating exclamations like "WTF," "no way," and "huh?!" in rapid succession; the other called the "Backend System," responsible for calmly analyzing: Yep, just as I expected. The WOC! Person only says WTF -- they never meddle in other people's business, because they know full well that explaining logic to a fool is like trying to prop up mud against a wall: it wastes your energy and you just end up with crap on your hands. So they choose to clutch their blade of grass of wisdom and offer a heartfelt "WOC!" as the highest tribute to this insane world.